Not Even Sorry

bakeddd:

chocolate banana bread smoothie (diet-friendly)

• click here for recipe

steampoweredcupcake:

logicandsarcasm:

recoverykitty:

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Subbed = speaking in japanese with english subtitles

Dubbed = speaking in english (usually with no subtitles)

• The Cat Returns: subbed | dubbed
• Grave of the Fireflies: subbed | dubbed
• Horus: Prince of the Sun: subbed | x
• Howl’s Moving Castle: subbed | dubbed
• Kiki’s Delivery Service:  subbed | dubbed
• Laputa: Castle in the Sky: subbed | dubbed
• My Neighbor Totoro:  subbed | dubbed
• My Neighbors the Yamadas:  subbed | dubbed
• Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind: subbed | dubbed
• Only Yesterday: subbed | x
• Panda! Go Panda!: subbed | x
• Pom Poko: subbed | dubbed
• Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea: subbed | dubbed
• Porco Rosso: subbed | dubbed
• Princess Mononoke: subbed | dubbed
• The Secret World of Arrietty: subbed | dubbed
• Spirited Away: subbed | dubbed
• Tales from Earthsea: subbed | dubbed
• Whisper of the Heart: subbed | dubbed

KLARION, LOOK NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH! I think we found our next movie marathon

Yes good

big-green-style:

hasstenkind:

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
• 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
• 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
• 1-2 Razors

1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
3. Shave your legs.
4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

I FEEL LIKE I DONT NEED TO DO THIS BECAUSE IM AS SOFT AS A BABY NATURALLY BUT IM GONNA DO IT ANYWAY MAYBE

Signal boosting for my lady followers cos idk this sounds like it’d be fucking heavenly 

thepartyguru:

Cookies ‘N Creamtini.

Ingredients & Measurements:

• 1/2 cup Milk
• 1/4 cup Whipped Vodka
• 1 1/2 teaspoons Oreo Instant Pudding Mix
• Chocolate Syrup
• Crushed Oreo Crumbs
• Whipped Cream
• 1 mini Oreo

Instructions:

1. Mix milk/cream, whipped vodka, and pudding mix in shaker with ice. Shake for 30 seconds.
2. Dip rim of glass in syrup, then dip rim in oreo crumbs. Strain drink into glass.
3. Dip with whipped cream and a mini oreo if you want!

(Source: itspartyrehab)

gastrogirl:

easy chocolate and oreo tart.

kitsuneleah:

• 1 tbsp. butter, melted 
• 1 tbsp. white sugar 
• 1 tbsp. brown sugar 
• 3 drops of vanilla 
• pinch of salt 
• 1 egg yolk 
• 1/4 c. flour 
• 2 tbsp. chocolate chips

In a bowl, mix together the butter, sugars, vanilla, and egg yolk. Add in the flour and salt. Mix until combined. Add in the chocolate chips. Put the dough into a small microwaveable bowl, ramekin, or coffee cup. Microwave for 40-60 seconds or until the cookie looks done. Best served warm… Enjoy!

oops nevermind I’m trying this now

cookingformorons:

gettingahealthybody:

What is overnight oats?

Overnight oats (OO) is basically oats soaked in the liquid of your choice. Either milk or yogurt, but you can always experiment with other kinds. It is often chilled overnight (hence the name) and usually left uncooked. However you can heat it up if you prefer to. It is perfect for days when you are in a rush to make breakfast, just make it in a jar the day before and it’s ready to go the next day. 

You can add any kinds of toppings you want to it. You can add fresh fruits, nuts, dried fruits, peanut butter, etc. Many people also add chia seeds to the overnight oats. Be adventurous and try new additions, you might be pleasantly surprised!

This is also good to put together with your kids, let them play around with their favorite toppings and learn more about fruits and nuts, etc. There’s no or minimal cooking involved, so it’s safe for them as well.

In the following list, there are several sites that provide the recipes for a basic overnight oatmeal, and if can continue from there if you want to create your own personal one-of-a-kind oatmeal. Have fun! Remember, healthy doesn’t mean boring or tasteless!

Overnight Oatmeal

Mint Chocolate Chip Overnight Oats

Strawberry Cookie Butter Overnight Oats

Skinny Overnight Oats in a Jar

6 flavor varieties of Refrigerator Oatmeal

• Mango Almond Refrigerator Oatmeal
• Blueberry Maple Refrigerator Oatmeal
• Apple Cinnamon Refrigerator Oatmeal
• Banana Cocoa Refrigerator Oatmeal
• Banana Peanut Butter Refrigerator Oatmeal
• Raspberry Vanilla Refrigerator Oatmeal

Overnight Oats (OO), Two Ways

• Basic Overnight Oats
• Pumpkin Peanut Butter OO
• Strawbery Banana OO

Coconut mango overnight oatmeal

Chocolate Cake Batter Overnight Oats

Overnight Blueberry Almond Oats

Overnight Refrigerator Oatmeal with Berries

Banana Cream Pie Overnight Oatmeal

Vegan Overnight Oat Parfaits

• Cherry Chocolate Bomb Vegan Overnight Oats
• Blueberry Vanilla Banana Soft Serve Vegan Overnight Oats
• Peanut Butter and Jam Vegan Overnight Oats
• Strawberry Banana Softserve and carob Vegan Overnight Oats
• Banana Split Vegan Overnight Oats
• Gingerbread Pumpkin Vegan Overnight Oat Parfait
• Neapolitan Vegan Overnight Oat Parfait

Pumpkin Delight Vegan Overnight Oat Parfait

Vegan Scottish Overnight Oats with Blueberry Banana Softserve Parfait 

Basically these are the more popular and interesting creations of overnight oats that I found. However, this list is by no means exhaustive! Get creative and come up with your own favorite recipe. 

The picture and recipes do not belong to me but to their respective owner.

P.s: Here’s a link on how to spice up your oatmeal.

http://gettingahealthybody.tumblr.com/post/29385595274/how-to-spice-up-your-oatmeal-oatmeal-101-in-a

Oatmeal is unbelievably cheap and easy.