Not Even Sorry

IT IS DONE

Based off this post, immediately inspired, not even sorry.

Hey there Delilah
What’s it like in San Diego
I’m a doorless room away
And building robots like they’re legos
Yes it’s true
All of the matter lit in blue
Here’s one for you

Hey there Delilah
I’ve built a band made out a metal
And they’ll play whatever you like
While I hand you flower petals
For your hair
Your golden curls, tho, need no flare
You are so fair

Oh, I’ve built these robots three
Oh, just for you and me
Oh, I’ve built these robots three
Oh, just for you and me
Just for you and me

Hey there Delilah
Won’t you stay a while and listen
I’ve got a lecture on astrophysics
Thought it might help with your mission
To see the stars
Your work could take you very far
So very far

Hey there Delilah
Becile’s making our life hard
He’s lost his mind, my dear
Green matter’s all he wants from candy shards
I hate to go
Oh, off to Africa we go
But you must know

Oh, I’ve built these robots three
Oh, just for you and me
Oh, I’ve built these robots three
Oh, just for you and me

This war has gone on way to long
I miss your voice, I miss your songs
Why did you have to leave this world so soon
The robots I had built for you
To play and dance a sing a tune
Have rampaged this old desert against Becile
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there Delilah
The elephants have been defeated
Becile’s gone but not for long I fear
The work I’ve done must be continued
Blue matter shines because of you
My robots shine because of you
Hey there Delilah, here’s to you
This one’s for you

Oh, I’ve built these robots three
Oh, just for you and me
Oh, I’ve built these robots three
Oh, just for you and me
Just for you and me

Got myself a karaoke version and changed the key so I could sing it without sounding awkwardly low.

Hope you like it!

Skye: Honeybee was written by or at least for Pappy about Delilah

Em: oh good lord

Skye: how does that make you feel em

Em: makes me wanna sing a sad cover of honeybee that’s what

Skye: Honeybee is already sad

Elta: How do you sing Honeybee /sadder/

Em: by having Delilah sing it on her deathbed

Elta: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

I also realize that this is a bit of a stretch in the canon but just play along with me for a second here while I bring out the sad feels

Please ignore my terrible man voice for Peter, I tried. And I kept the static in to make it feel more old-timey, too.

I really don’t know what I’m doing anymore and I will more than likely fix this later

In Steam Powered Giraffe there is a man
He’s sometimes known as the One Man Band
He’ll play a catchy tune, all through the afternoon
Odds are he knows he’s stolen your heart

Secret Agent Band
Secret Agent Band
His mind is so creative
He’s just gotta make believe

Outside of SPG he’s so awesome
His mind never rests, only blossoms
He’ll make your heart yearn, and your soul burn
Odds are you know he’s stolen your heart 

Secret Agent Band
Secret Agent Band
His mind is so creative
He’s just gotta make believe
[solo & repeat]

He and Jon happen to be the best bros
And everyday they are trolls
The two of them combined, oh lordy they are fine
Odds are you know they’ve stolen your heart 

Secret Agent Band
Secret Agent Band
His mind is so creative
He’s just gotta make believe

Inspired by this piece of art by joyfulpoet

So this happened

Credit to Skye for amazeballs lyrics

You didn’t have to thrust me way
Your hips still haunt me to this day
But you did
Yes you did
You didn’t have to moan my name
Ignite my hips and start a flame
But you did

Oh bootychat erase me whole
‘Cos I don’t want to thrust my hips alone
And I was thrusting at you all my life
All of my
Life

Set me free
My
Abbie
Buttkazi

You didn’t have to waggle at me
Your hips are the greatest that I’ve ever seen
But you did
Yes you did
You didn’t have to offer your butt
But now I’m hypnotized by your thrusts
But you did

Oh bootychat erase me whole
‘Cos I don’t want to thrust my hips alone
And I was thrusting at you all my life
All of my
Life

Set me free
My
Abbie
Buttkazi

Hello Goodbye was nice to thrust you
How I’ll find my chat without
That I’ll never know
I let my thrust go
Hello Goodbye we’re rather crazy
And we always knew we were crazy
Butts are what we know
I let my thrust go

My Abbie
Buttkazi

Hello Goodbye was nice to thrust you
How I’ll find my chat without
That I’ll never know
I let my thrust go
Hello Goodbye we’re rather crazy
And we always knew we were crazy
Butts are what we know
I let my thrust go

Hello Goodbye was nice to thrust you
How I’ll find my chat without
Hello Goodbye we’re rather crazy
And we always knew we were crazy~

This is all your fault, punkachu

This was too adorable not to do

Lyrics by steampunkachu

well hello my name is jessica
but you can call me knome
i live here in ohio and
i truly love my home

 i’m a quiet, awkward person 
and it’s rather quite a laugh
but i have a special fanmaly
in steam powered giraffe

we’re bouncin, flouncin, falling all around the band
writing, drawing, we fangirl all our might
michael, bunny, david, sam and jon and steve 
and if they look our way I think
we’ll scream for half the night

I’ve got a buddy goggles
she lives a bit near me
my sister says she’s her age
 but she’s the tallest of us three

And then there’s epic ruffy
though i simply call him joe
he’s the mun of fanbot mish-mash
and he truly is a bro

we’re bouncin, flouncin, falling all around the band
writing, drawing, we’re never gunna stop
we do our best we never rest
we put their patience to the test
and when our work is done
they know that we all love them lots

there’s fandom momma sprocket
and crazy uncle mod
they both are rather silly
and they’re both insanely fun

there’s Pony who is awesome
and I really love her hair
she also lives quite near me
but I truly don’t know where 

we’re bouncin, flouncin, falling all around the band
writing, drawing, I swear we’re never done
because we care we barely swear
in a fandom yes its rather rare
‘cause the band is child friendly
so now it’s the same for us

dear emness is a sweetheart
and sargie is a hoot
squirrels is quite hilarious
and queen-honeybee is cute

there’s many more to list
and i wish i had the time
but it’s getting late and really
could i even make them rhyme

we’re bouncin, flouncin, falling all around the band
writing, drawing, and spreading all the love
it’s plain to see this fanmaly
grows as fast as the eye can see
one day they’ll be quite famous
and we’ll see them to the top

There’s no moral to this story
And it’s coming to and end
But I want to let you know that
I see you all as friends

I love the band, I love the songs
And I love the fanmaly
And the one thing that I hope the most
Is my fanmaly loves me <3

The hills are alive with the sound of music -

I loved the adorable Honeybee music box cover nonexistentninja did

And I needed to play with it, so have the ending snippet

Changed the key is all. Hope it’s alright!